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In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

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  • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

    Originally posted by Mr.Khan View Post
    I know jee ke questions are qeestions but abhi yahan ( interview spot )per to aap ne mujh se related questions karne hain na ke apni pehliyaan mujh se bhujwaani hai :khi:

    Aaap jawab dy ray hain k nahe
    Kal tak ka time hia aap k pas bass:lpop:

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    • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
      Aaap jawab dy ray hain k nahe
      Kal tak ka time hia aap k pas bass:lpop:
      Janab me ko itne asaan sawalon ke jawab dene ke liye apna dimaagh kharch karna parega, koi mushil sawaal pochye

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      • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

        Originally posted by Mr.Khan View Post
        Janab me ko itne asaan sawalon ke jawab dene ke liye apna dimaagh kharch karna parega, koi mushil sawaal pochye
        Time khatam
        u r looser:tasali:Ab aap ap sharafat sy haar man lain :zuban:
        Aaap bilkul b genious nahe ho
        Yay ry answers:lpop:
        1)kiya aap bata sakty hain k dunya ma sab se kam jhoot kis month ma bola jata hai ??

        Febuary main ..bcoz febuary main sab se kam dayz hoty hain na..28 dayz hoty hain na is liay .. :eye:

        2)Aaap zara soch k bataye k wo kon say ya kaha k loog hain jo kise ki bhe buraee nahe kerty hain ??
        Goongy looog kise ki barae nahe kerty hain ..:eye:

        3) wo kiya cheez hain jis ko aap left hans se to touch ker sakty hain mager right hand se nahe ?
        Apni right hand ki elbow:eye:

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        • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
          Time khatam
          u r looser:tasali:Ab aap ap sharafat sy haar man lain :zuban:
          Haar to hum ne kabhi maani hi nahi janab:lpop:,
          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
          Aaap bilkul b genious nahe ho
          Hum kitne genious hain is ka pata to abhi chal jayega :khi:
          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
          Yay ry answers:lpop:

          Febuary main ..bcoz febuary main sab se kam dayz hoty hain na..28 dayz hoty hain na is liay .. :eye:
          Sub se kum jhoot log Ramzaan ke mahinay me boltay hain :lpop:

          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
          Goongy looog kise ki barae nahe kerty hain ..:eye:
          Goongy log bhalay hi bol nahi saktay but likh kar apne raaye ( views ) ka izhaar kar sakte hain , Like Helen Keller :lpop:

          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
          Apni right hand ki elbow:eye:
          Jub aap apne left hand se apni left elbow ko touch kar len gi tub mai aap ka ye answer sahi maan lon ga :khi:

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          • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

            AsalamOalaikum !

            MashAllah bohat acha interview dia, Allah apko hamaisha Khush baash rakhay Mr.Khan Ameen.

            Kaafi saray sawalaat kay jawab diye apne bhai, mein hota tu kabhi nahi daita itnay jawab, himmat hay apki itni sari larkyoon kay jawab dainay ki :D

            es baat pe ek joke yaad aa gai...

            Ek Husband apni wife se kahta hai aray Begum ghantay se darwazay per khari kis se batain kar rahi ho?
            Wife: wo meri ek dost hai bas wo zara jaldi mein hai bohat, oskay paas zayada waqat nahi hai na.

            :$ :D

            Khush Rahiye.
            Kis nooN haal sunawaN dil daa ....Koi mehram raaz nai mildaaa!
            Sadly, common sense is not very common..!!

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            • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

              Originally posted by GumShuda View Post
              AsalamOalaikum !

              MashAllah bohat acha interview dia, Allah apko hamaisha Khush baash rakhay Mr.Khan Ameen.
              Walaikum Salaam Bhai
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              Originally posted by GumShuda View Post

              Kaafi saray sawalaat kay jawab diye apne bhai, mein hota tu kabhi nahi daita itnay jawab, himmat hay apki itni sari larkyoon kay jawab dainay ki :D

              es baat pe ek joke yaad aa gai...

              Ek Husband apni wife se kahta hai aray Begum ghantay se darwazay per khari kis se batain kar rahi ho?
              Wife: wo meri ek dost hai bas wo zara jaldi mein hai bohat, oskay paas zayada waqat nahi hai na.

              :$ :D
              Janab aap itne saaray questions k jawabat kyun nahi de paatay us ki waja mai aap ko batata hon , Actually Aapki to appearance hi nahi hai na aap to Gumshuda hain is lye aap jawabat dene ki koshish bhi nahi kijye ga :khi:
              Aray wah ye to joke ho gaya :kr:
              Kesi rahi :wk

              Originally posted by GumShuda View Post
              Khush Rahiye.
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              • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                Originally posted by Mr.Khan View Post
                Haar to hum ne kabhi maani hi nahi janab:lpop:,
                Aaap mat manay
                mager ye bat prove ho gae hai u r losser :D:

                Hum kitne genious hain is ka pata to abhi chal jayega :khi:

                Pata chal giya ha k aap bilkul b genious nahe ho :D
                Sub se kum jhoot log Ramzaan ke mahinay me boltay hain :lpop:

                Vo kesy ?
                mainy jo answer diya ha wo thek hai .
                samjhy


                Goongy log bhalay hi bol nahi saktay but likh kar apne raaye ( views ) ka izhaar kar sakte hain , Like Helen Keller :lpop:

                :na:
                Jii nahe.
                galat


                Jub aap apne left hand se apni left elbow ko touch kar len gi tub mai aap ka ye answer sahi maan lon ga :khi:

                aap baat ko ghumay mat awain main ..

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                • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                  Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                  Aaap mat manay
                  mager ye bat prove ho gae hai u r losser :D:


                  Aise kese prove ho gaii bhii , Pehle aap HEC se certified papers dikhaii :lpop:

                  Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                  Pata chal giya ha k aap bilkul b genious nahe ho :D

                  Sachiiiii ??? :khi:
                  Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                  Vo kesy ?
                  mainy jo answer diya ha wo thek hai .
                  samjhy

                  Mai kya kisi ko bhi samajh nahi aaya aap ke selfmade anshwer :khi:

                  Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                  :na:
                  Jii nahe.
                  galat


                  Nahi jee Sahi :D
                  Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                  aap baat ko ghumay mat awain main ..
                  Nahi mai kahan ghuma raha hon mai to jalebi ki tarah seedhay jawab de raha hon :khi:

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                  • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                    Aise kese prove ho gaii bhii , Pehle aap HEC se certified papers dikhaii :lpop:

                    Bass
                    mai ny keh diya tha na matlab prove ho giya :D
                    aap ny answers nahe diay aise prove ho giya
                    samjhy :zuban:


                    Sachiiiii ??? :khi:

                    Jii haaan:eye:

                    Mai kya kisi ko bhi samajh nahi aaya aap ke selfmade anshwer :khi:

                    :fuming:
                    ye selfmade answers nahe hain..
                    such much k answers hain..


                    Nahi jee Sahi :D

                    Ji nahe :hathora
                    galat
                    galat
                    galat


                    Nahi mai kahan ghuma raha hon mai to jalebi ki tarah seedhay jawab de raha hon :khi:

                    Aaap jalebi ki trah seedhy jawab mat dain .. aur awain ma baat ko ghuma'ay b mat

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                    • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                      Bass
                      mai ny keh diya tha na matlab prove ho giya :D
                      aap ny answers nahe diay aise prove ho giya
                      samjhy :zuban:

                      Aap kahin HEC ki chairperson to nahi hain :donno:, wese aap ne questions ke jawabaat dene k liye itna kum time diya tha

                      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                      Jii haaan:eye:

                      Waqaii???:blush:
                      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                      :fuming:
                      ye selfmade answers nahe hain..
                      such much k answers hain..


                      Nahi aap jhoot bol rahi hain, ye answer or question aap ne khud banaye hain
                      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                      Ji nahe :hathora
                      galat
                      galat
                      galat


                      Ji Nahi
                      Sach
                      Sach
                      & Sach
                      Bus
                      Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                      Aaap jalebi ki trah seedhy jawab mat dain .. aur awain ma baat ko ghuma'ay b mat
                      Mai jub baat ko circulate kar raha hon , mai to bus yahi keh raha hon ke aap ke jalebi walay questions buhat hi ajeeb thay :khi:

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                      • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                        Aap kahin HEC ki chairperson to nahi hain :donno:, wese aap ne questions ke jawabaat dene k liye itna kum time diya tha



                        kam time ...
                        itna zada time dia tha mai ny ..


                        Waqaii???:blush:

                        Jii haan


                        Nahi aap jhoot bol rahi hain, ye answer or question aap ne khud banaye hain

                        Excuse me
                        mai jhoot nahe bolte hon bilkul Allah ka shuker hai


                        Ji Nahi
                        Sach
                        Sach
                        & Sach
                        Bus
                        Jii nahe
                        jhoot jhoot aur bas jhooot


                        Mai jub baat ko circulate kar raha hon , mai to bus yahi keh raha hon ke aap ke jalebi walay questions buhat hi ajeeb thay :khi:

                        ma hamesha he achy questions kerte hon na :blush:
                        mager afsoos aap jawab nahe dy saky ;)

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                        • Re: In the SpotLight~*Mr.Khan*~

                          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post


                          kam time ...
                          itna zada time dia tha mai ny ..

                          Ji nahi sirf 10 ya 12 days hi to diye thay sochne k liye

                          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                          Jii haan


                          Na ji Na
                          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                          Excuse me
                          mai jhoot nahe bolte hon bilkul Allah ka shuker hai


                          Koun sa me :hhh:
                          Aap jhooot bolti nahi hain magar likhti to hain na :khi:
                          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                          Jii nahejhoot jhoot aur bas jhooot

                          Dekha abhi keh rahi thin ke mai jhoot nahi bolti , ab khud keh rahi hain " jhoot jhoot aur bus jhoot " :khi:, Aur ab to aap ne 3 baar keh dya hai to shariyat ke hisaab se ye to pakka ho gaya hai k aap jhoot bolti hain or likhti bhi hain :kr:
                          Originally posted by aik_lerki View Post
                          ma hamesha he achy questions kerte hon na :blush:
                          mager afsoos aap jawab nahe dy saky ;)
                          Aap questions to achay karti hain but unke jawabat buhat kharaab hote hain jabhi to mai answers de nahi paata :khi:

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